"Hey, there's a big hairy, six-legged, winged bug-thing in my soup."

Jacques Pepin is making "fridge soup". In his fridge, he had carrots, onion, zucchini, shallots, and Gruyere cheese.

In my fridge? I have half a loaf of bread, an almost-empty container of yogurt, and a jar of mayonnaise.

Sigh.